While recentely discussing penis size with some co-workers, I let slip that I am a Big Cock Snob. Of course, they made me explain this to them, even though I just wanted to shut up right then and there. See, it just so happens that I've had 2 major relationships in my life, and both guys were pretty much hung like a horse. I'm talking forearm here. OK, not really, but they were on the large side. I told my co-workers that small or average/small dicks just don't do it for me. In fact, they kinda gross me out.
Then, she says it.
"I thought your boyfriend was white."
Haha stereotype much? Just for your information little missy, white dudes can be packin.
But, she's only 19. Doesn't know the ways of the world yet. And I've met her boyfriend. I can tell he's maybe lacking a little. I can tell just by looking at a guy. It's a great talent to have. Comes in handy as an awesome little bar trick.
3 comments:
this is the best post i've ever read. whites dudes CAN pack, even white dudes who are relatively small people. (case in point, my BF, who's 5'6"). "it's like a baby's arm with an apple on top." hehe.
also, i have that same talent-- i thought every woman had it, like it was just an instinct, until i was out with a group of chick friends and mentioned that some guy was packin heat, and they're like, how can you tell?? UHH YOU JUST CAN. duh. :)
hey girlie,
i don't think i ever thanked you for linking me...
i have added you on my blog.
radmad
Bri- yeah, the first guy i dated was only 5'10" and skinny as all hell... but OH man. that's all Ive gots to say.
radmad- love your blog, just like all the others I linked. just makes it easier for me to find all of them... thanks for adding me! i'm flattered.
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