Diets are stupid.

I read about a new diet in some magazine when I was somewhere doing something. Or maybe it was a dream. Anyway, it said to eat your basic low fat/low calorie meals for 5 days. Then for 2 days, you eat low fat/low carb. Repeat.
I don't know the details, because like I said, where I read it is basically a memory of a memory at this point, but I figured I'd try it.
The first 5 days were fine, because that's how I eat anyway. Fruit, salads, chicken, blah blah. Then it was time for my 2 days of low carbs. I figured this wouldn't be a big deal, since I once did low carb for 3 months. MONTHS. It was the thing Hell itself fears. Anyway, 2 days? Whatever.
First, I noticed I was a bit more edgy than normal. Nerves were shredded, ropes were coming to an end. Then I noticed the headache. Which was pissing me off even more since I haven't had a headache since I stopped taking the no-baby pills. Then, I felt sick. I gave the toilet a run for it's money. By this time, it had been all night at work, and I was trying to sleep. I gave up. I got out of bed and made a piece of toast with peanut butter. I ate some yogurt.
I went back to bed and magically my headache disappeared. My stomach felt mostly better, even though I still feel a tiny bit pukish today.
I guess this is equivalent to a crack head giving up crack. Holy carb dependent. But that's ok.
Moral of the story: Diets are stupid. Just eat healthy always.

Side note. I am so addicted to Six Feet Under. Why have I never watched this show before?