This is what I do at 2am

There's a woman and man talking out in the lobby and I'm totally listening in right now. She just said "I was a model for 4 years of my life, it's what I did for a living. It was my duty to look good for all of society." THAT IS A QUOTE. I just heard her say it 20 seconds ago.
Barf.

Also.
Earlier, my friend C gave me some organic maple syrup and a gallon of distilled water, out of the back of her car, and that is why I love her so.