Bitch Fest

My friend from Ohio came to visit the other day. I've known him for years, but only get to see him once in a great while. So, he drives up and we hang out for awhile and decide to grab a bite to eat. I chose Quiznos. I chose wrong, you guys.
Long story short, I became very ill and could keep no liquid down so I became dehydrated. B.a.d. The fun part was the emergency room and the IV. That was the most excitement I've seen in awhile.
They said it was most likely food poisoning, but couldn't tell for sure. I think they only said that so I wouldn't sue Quiznos. Sweet, delicious Quiznos, you've hurt me so.
And you cost me $100 for the hospital trip and $8.75 for your toxic turkey sub.
I also took all 3 cats to the vet. That was almost as fun as the emergency room. The vet did nothing but tell me that yes, they do have coughs, but he doesn't like to prescribe antibiotics unless he has to, so I should just wait it out and hope they get better. Then he sent me home and charged me $100. Fuckin A.
On my fourth date with The New Guy, I decided I'm just not that into him. I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever be into anyone ever again? It's really too bad, because he seems like a great, nice guy. That should have been a warning sign. I don't like great, nice guys. Apparently.
I really feel like life is having a ball kicking my ass lately.
Oh and I almost forgot, I pulled some muscles in my armpit area. Playing drunken air hockey. I wish I was kidding, but I'm not. I can barely lift my right arm.
Sigh.
I'm done for now.