The guy I've been seeing told me some stories earlier about the crazy amount of guys he knows/has known that have had their testicals detroyed. One guy had them stepped on by a draft horse, another guy lost one to a mountain goats horn. Apparently, I have led a sheltered life where all nuts are safe and sound.



Also, this guy I've been hanging out with is a sous chef and he can cook all this amazing stuff. I will soon be fat. And he works at a horse ranch. He is like my dream man, I'm pretty sure. No Jinx though! Day by day.
Yes, I grew up with horses and they are still my fav thing ever. I have dreams about riding. No point to the dream, just riding through the trails. Those are the best dreams ever. I'm so glad I can start going again.
Just because this guy is so perfect and nice and amazing and good looking, I will fuck things up. Mark my words.
But. I will try really hard not to.