I got these boots in the mail today, I am lust with them bigtime. I want to cuddle with them tomorrow when I go to sleep, I would make sweet love to these boots OK?
Zappos is the the definition of awesome, by the way. I think I am one of the last to know. FREE overnight shipping, and if they don't fit you just send them back again, for FREE. I would also make love to Zappos. Maybe in a 3-way with the boots.
These boots are even hotter in person and when they are on my feet. When I wear them, I will take pictures. And they make my gigantor feet look small. And they are comfortable. OK, I'll stop with the boots now.
No I won't, one more thing. I will wear them this weekend even though it's supposedly not boot season, I will rebel against the summer wearing boot haters. I will wear them with a cute little dress and I will be hot, you'll see. We're going over by Detroit to visit some friends and I'm actually going out to like, clubs. This doesn't happen much for me, I'll let you know how that goes.

That song "Save The Last Dance For Me" is on, the old version, and I love it because I think of that episode of Queer as Folk when Brian shows up at Justin's prom and basically just grabs him and they start to dance to this song, and it's like, really good dancing, and everyone is like "OH gasp, they are gay!" And they gather in a circle and watch them dance and they're all impressed and offended at the same time. It gave me chills, for reals.