Wow, you'd think I would learn my lesson with blind dates, but noooo I just keep on falling for that crap.
So, I know this guy, an older guy, that is cool as hell and if I were 20 years older it would be SO on. And we talk sometimes b/c he stays at the hotel often, and I told him to set me up with a hot guy.
I was joking for the most part, but when he told me that he found me one, I was like... Oh fuck it. I'm in.
I didn't have to be to work til 10 tonight, so I told him I'd meet him at 7:00 and just have a drink, keep it casual, whatever.
By casual I did NOT mean to show up in dirty jeans, a frayed t-shirt, smelling like sweat and Marlboro Reds. Not what I meant at all, but that's how this guy showed up.
I mean, I showered! And wore LIP GLOSS. In other words, I put forth a little effort even though it was just a last minute, fun little thing.
So yeah, I lost interest about 3.5 seconds after I was introduced, peaced out early, and went to Target until work time.
I give up.
my best friend and i used to call this "a waste of shampoo." like, "i did my hair for this ...?" keep truckin' lady. things get better.
ReplyDeleteI don't usually wear perfume on blind dates, nor do I make my hair overly cute.
ReplyDeleteI'm off of dating right now but I'm considering wearing sweats and not washing my hair when I return to dating. You know, to see if they're really into me, or my clean and shiny hair.
christa- it was a total waste of shampoo. and water for the shower. i'm trying to help the environment damnit.
ReplyDeletepants- you're "off dating"? that's awesome and i'm seriously considering it.